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Cameron admits he's drunk Pastis

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Started 1 year ago by beau-jolly
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beau-jolly

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Mmmm!

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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This one hasn’t got any tags. Perhaps your nemesis has been told off by his mum, or s/he’s been drinking absinthe; after all, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. Have 5, by the way.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Pastis is so named as it was created as a 'pastiche' of absinthe. As it goes, it's pretty accurate: it tastes so foul that only the French would tolerate it.

Nice job! 'I think I chose the big pastis. And I did it in one, without even crying. Because that's how one rolls.'

Posted 1 year ago #
weematt

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Bien fait. Don't forget, absinthe makthe the heart grow fonder

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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And an abscess makes the fart go ‘Honda!'

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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I left the choices to a bartender in Bayeaux.

After I'd got down to Pernod and Creme de menthe, and Ricard and Strawberry Liqueur, he kindly told me he thought I'd had enough now.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Ironduke, what a rich tapestry you must have heaved.

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Ironduke

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Actually, engendered a lingering affection for Pernod and Creme de Menthe with ice.

A friend once tried Gin and Hundreds and Thousands. Liquorice came out of the H+Ts and stained the drink black; it triggered a vomit out of the upstairs window...and in the morning he was a little puzzled why his car had been mini-pebble dashed.

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