A complete new lifestyle beside the city could be yours, for £250,000.
David Cameron, from Peasemore in Berkshire, is marketing his political party, six bedroom Whitehall mansion, principles, and wife in one ready-made package.
David says he now wants to move on from what many people might think is the perfect lifestyle and take on the new challenge of fundraising for his beleaguered party.
Instead of selling his assets individually, he hopes to pass on the complete portfolio, his 'Whitehall Dream', to someone else for an hour or so, allowing them to take the reins of power and set Government policy while they are at it.
£250k will get you the full lifestyle treatment with dinner in Downing Street and access to DC's little black book of policies. Directors of News International need not apply.