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Petrol strike fears cause millions to cancel Easter visits to in-laws
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberLove this, definitely worth expanding to a NiB. Maybe reveal that the massive queue is happy to be there, and they get really annoyed when someone at the front eventually finishes filling 5 jerry cans, a child's lunchbox and a pair of wellingtons, and eventually drives off? Garage owner urged to pretend to have run out?
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waylandsmithy
offlineMemberSpot on Perks! That's already enough material for a NiB! Do the Olympics clash with any bank holidays? I guess they could always lie about it 'still being on'
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberTurned water into unleaded.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Don't you mena what would Nigel do? http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=36054#post-101220
Excellent sub - 5 stars
Posted 1 year ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberHmmm. I wonder if my parents can be spooked into staying at home this weekend. Worth a go. GOD! Imagine if they got here and then the petrol ran out! Doesn't bear thinking about.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMemberThats in-law avoidance, double or quits / double jeopardy, BJ. Personally speaking- not worth the risk. By day Four I'd be rowing them across the Severn estuary to get them home. 90miles of vicious tides wouldn't stop me. Nor would the fact that I have neither boat nor oars.
Posted 1 year ago #
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