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Started 1 year ago by Psycadelic Squirrel
Latest reply from wilkieone

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Fart in a colander

Psycadelic Squirrel

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Every time I look at the picture for today's front page I wonder what has been said to make them all laugh so much:

"...and all he had was a cheese sandwich!"
"...the NHS is in safe hands"
"...good argument Ed"

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Cameron has just let out a massive fart right in Clegg's face. That's why he looks slightly embarrassed while Clegg looks a bit upset.

Posted 1 year ago #
Scroat

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"Which Milliband are you again...?"

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Damnit VCG, I was going to go with the fart suggestion.

Posted 1 year ago #
andhrimnir

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David Cameron: "...we will tax fags to the extreme."
Angie Bray: "don't laugh, he's refering to you Cleggy."

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Scronnyglonkle

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David Cameron: "That's nowt I said the Heston, I Charge £250000 for that!"

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seymour totti

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David Cameron: "What's that Ed. You didn't fill up on the way here and now the petrol warning light is on?"

Posted 1 year ago #
Psycadelic Squirrel

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VCG I think you have it. The tory stink willfully inhaled by the LibDems and passed on as Glade for the soul. Still smells like shite to the rest of us. Nobody voted for the ConDems, and now we mutter that this is not what we went to the polls for.

Arseholes the lot of them.

Posted 1 year ago #
Gerontius

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...and in the next video clip you can see the little old lady has been lying in her own excrement for three days

Posted 1 year ago #
charlies_hat

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So Harry said, 'pretentious, moi?'...

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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"... and the best thing is - they voted for us!"

Posted 1 year ago #
charlies_hat

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Cameron:

And she said: "Well I don't think you're a fishmonger. I think you've got a plop in the wrong lavatory"

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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and he said "I dunno, she must have choked" hahahahahaha

Posted 1 year ago #
Scronnyglonkle

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Cameron "So I said Tanker driver, Calm down dear it's only a commercial"

Posted 1 year ago #
Scronnyglonkle

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Alternatively

Cameron "Sorry for calling you Steve, Ed, I've just been listening to Abracadabra on my iPod"

Posted 1 year ago #
Lucy4

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"So we've decided to cut the school leaving age to 13"

Posted 1 year ago #
Underconstruction

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Photo proves there is no fool shortage

Posted 1 year ago #
writinginbsl

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"...and they believed you..?"

Posted 1 year ago #
Perks

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Writinginbsl is winning for me. Short sweet snd works perfectly

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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I'm promoting my very own tanning lotion "Skiver Tan", then next week I will go "A Wall" again...

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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“Oh, Ed, put it away!"

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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"Noel Edmonds has died."

Posted 1 year ago #
OllieP

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Again? Poor bastard

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Some very good suggestions here, but I reckon Golgo takes it.

Posted 1 year ago #
wilkieone

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Tax break, for the elderly?

Posted 1 year ago #
Scronnyglonkle

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"Can you believe Michael Winner asked Cruddas for a free dinner in lieu of a good review ! "

Posted 1 year ago #
kimllfixit

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"Did you see those Labour twats go to Greggs? They didn't even ask for a VAT receipt to claim it back!"

Posted 1 year ago #
Otis B Driftwood

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The only way Labour could get Respect in the House was losing to George

Posted 1 year ago #
wilkieone

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Election promises? what were those then?

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