
Every time I look at the picture for today's front page I wonder what has been said to make them all laugh so much:
"...and all he had was a cheese sandwich!"
"...the NHS is in safe hands"
"...good argument Ed"
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Every time I look at the picture for today's front page I wonder what has been said to make them all laugh so much:
"...and all he had was a cheese sandwich!"
"...the NHS is in safe hands"
"...good argument Ed"
Cameron has just let out a massive fart right in Clegg's face. That's why he looks slightly embarrassed while Clegg looks a bit upset.
"Which Milliband are you again...?"
Damnit VCG, I was going to go with the fart suggestion.
David Cameron: "...we will tax fags to the extreme."
Angie Bray: "don't laugh, he's refering to you Cleggy."
David Cameron: "That's nowt I said the Heston, I Charge £250000 for that!"
David Cameron: "What's that Ed. You didn't fill up on the way here and now the petrol warning light is on?"
VCG I think you have it. The tory stink willfully inhaled by the LibDems and passed on as Glade for the soul. Still smells like shite to the rest of us. Nobody voted for the ConDems, and now we mutter that this is not what we went to the polls for.
Arseholes the lot of them.
...and in the next video clip you can see the little old lady has been lying in her own excrement for three days
So Harry said, 'pretentious, moi?'...
"... and the best thing is - they voted for us!"
Cameron:
And she said: "Well I don't think you're a fishmonger. I think you've got a plop in the wrong lavatory"
and he said "I dunno, she must have choked" hahahahahaha
Cameron "So I said Tanker driver, Calm down dear it's only a commercial"
Alternatively
Cameron "Sorry for calling you Steve, Ed, I've just been listening to Abracadabra on my iPod"
"So we've decided to cut the school leaving age to 13"
Photo proves there is no fool shortage
"...and they believed you..?"
Writinginbsl is winning for me. Short sweet snd works perfectly
I'm promoting my very own tanning lotion "Skiver Tan", then next week I will go "A Wall" again...
“Oh, Ed, put it away!"
"Noel Edmonds has died."
Again? Poor bastard
Some very good suggestions here, but I reckon Golgo takes it.
Tax break, for the elderly?
"Can you believe Michael Winner asked Cruddas for a free dinner in lieu of a good review ! "
"Did you see those Labour twats go to Greggs? They didn't even ask for a VAT receipt to claim it back!"
The only way Labour could get Respect in the House was losing to George
Election promises? what were those then?
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