Simon Cowell sensationally annouced that the brick used by a Crazed female fan to rob his house has been offered a lucrative recording contract including 2 Albums.
Mr Cowell was reportedly impressed by the way the brick conducted himself throughout the ordeal. He mused, "I was struck by with the way he was fired during in the whole confrontation and I think he is made from the kind of clay I can sculpture into major international recording artist, well for a couple of week's at least".
Mr Cowell plans to launch the brick as Rapper under the name LBC.