Members of the royal household have been warned to keep the place tidy over the weekend after yesterdays visit from the Prime Minister was cancelled. The Queen was expecting Gordon Brown at the Palace to tender his resignation followed by a visit from David Cameron but everything has been put on hold while the parties work out a coalition.
Party leaders have been warned not to visit over the weekend as the Queen will be in her rollers and wants to watch Britains Got Talent later.
Her Majety told footmen to wipe the corgies feet when they come in
because I'm not hoovering that carpet again.