Paris: In a shock move this morning, There has been a political story not involving No.10 an unnamed member of the coalition said "It's been a bad morning for us all, you spend all weekend working up a story to raise your media profile and then boom, some bloody Frenchie messes it up with pants down! I mean keep up Straussie, we were doing that sort of thing years ago", he later added "Did you know how hard it was trying to keep a straight face pretending we didn't they were from the Sunday Times".
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