A chastened David Cameron has admitted to having three donner meals at Ten Downing Street and Chequers with significant Tory party contributers."It should not have happened, and it sends out completely the wrong signal. For £250,000 you would expect more than a delux Donner Kebab and chips with a choice of Cola or Tango." admitted the old Etonian.
As the scandal built over the day, the PM was accused of cronyism and accepting back handers, over his choice of Kebab shop. "I will admit that Kim's Kebabs gave me a 'buy one, get one free' voucher, but I only used it in order to save money for the taxpayer...sorry, I mean the Conservative party. Mr Cameron had expressed his "Deep regret" at being caught eating "Chav food" and has admitted that "As a former member of the Bullingdon club I should have known better. We should have had a slap up feast in the Cabinet office, an' den mashed the place up big style, innit".