Well Im a creepy,cheeky,freaky,greasey,lanky,manky,kinky,giggly,unsavoury,fanny nanny type of guy,who dribbles.Im looking for a healthy,wealthy,busty,lusty,easy bird,who likes hanky panky,and has a close fitting yoni.Not a crusty,sloppy,lovey dovey,chain smoking,wheezy,Brighton landlady,or a charlady with a leaky,manky,drippy,scruffy old toughy muffy,thats riddled with dandruffy.Or one of those sneaky,crazy mazy upsey daisy far out trannies,like I met once called Stanley,very unmanly was Stanley,who was into buggery,bum thuggery,and skullduggery,and all sorts of unsavoury battery operated appliance jiggery pokery.Im partial to dwarfs,Ive had Daisey,Lazy,Cheesey,and Sleazy,and Dopey who was a bit ropey.Kirsty was chirpy,but a bit lippy,Susan a dwarf hippie,and Wendy,into yoga,nice a bendy was Wendy,but phychotic and very unfriendly.Then Dotty,small and spotty,liked Martinis and dressing up as a genie,while I dressed as Hitler in a small swastica patterned teeny weeny see through bikini.Ive a big libido,that matches my unwashed cheesy torpedo,and I always wear a stained mac like Columbo........thats all,Ive no tuxedo or other poncey mumbo jumbo.I wont more than just a squeeze and a fubble mind, from a lady with a fat behind.I wont a women whos not to stingy,or hairy,or lairy,or scary,or comes from Tipperary.Not to stretchy,or big and stocky,or has a face like a Jabberwocky.Not a goody goody fuddy duddy,who thinks shes Twiggy,whens shes not,just a big fat porky piggy.Nor one thats stumpy,dumpy,grumpy,or a bit ropey,nor corny,but horny,not scrawny,but busty,lusty,and gusty,not like my old bike,unriderble,clapped out and rusty.I like em sleazy,and not to faulty,or salty,like Lulu the Zulu I met in Honolulu,who did the fandango and the hokey ckey while I gave her a pokey.I like em wi......................................................
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j b productions
offlineMemberPosted 3 years ago # -
j b productions
offlineMemberI like em spungey and soapy but draw the line at threesomes with square pants
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Des Custard
offlineMemberjoanbloggs eat yer heart out
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j b productions
offlineMember.....I like em with custard a jelly while I watch porn on the telly,as long as your feet arent to big or to smelly
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