I’ve just recently dug up this juvenile nonsense. It must be the most asinine scheme of detection ever devised. You’re stupid enough to become a real life PCSO Mr Jolly. However, more to the point, so after I complain about some pretty shitty tags on poor little Jesse’s subs I don’t only get a foul mouthed tirade from John Fetch Cocksucker/Sharpehunter I get the abusive tags and one star treatment myself.
Sometime in the last few weeks Mr Beau Jelly-Brains gets a few nasty tags and I’m immediately the chief suspect. How the hell do you work that one out then? I wasn’t, actually, aware that I had any reason to have anything against you, Mr Not Very Jolly, until now. If you thought it was me you must have done something to me for me to want to get back at you, Therefore, the obvious conclusion is you’ve also been tagging me with the vile little insults.
Rather than your simpleton scheme you might try suspecting a few of those that are the most sincere sounding in their denial or just watch what you say in future. I’m only a sporadic visitor to this sight but even I’ve noticed two occasions when you and Cocksucker have got together to bully newbies off the site on their first try at having go. Apart from being a shitty thing to do people take offence you know. There are new names appearing on here everyday which never seem to do anything afterwards, although a lot of them are probably Sharpehunter, who knows what they get up to when they log on.
Your culprit could easily be your pal Sharpehunter/Cocksucker. You’re only his trusty sidekick, you know, and the guy’s as nutty as a peanut farm. But that’s your problem.