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  • Started 1 year ago by beau-jolly
  • Latest reply from Ironduke

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  • AAA plumbing
  • all beau-jolly's aliases crossed out
  • beau-shite
  • chicken rikkor
  • chicken tikka
  • dickie ticker !
  • flaming tikka
  • It was Jesse
  • not me
  • or me
  • Please Sir they're all beastly
  • XXX
  • you've crossed me out turd
  • you've crossed my turd out
  • you've turded out my cross
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  1. beau-jolly

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    My innocent little ticker earlier suddenly had fewer stars and some nasty little tags.
    Does this mean I am "It" and have to tag someone else?
    Can admin identify the culprit and do something horrid to their computer?

    Innocent tag or cancerous wart?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. beau-jolly

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    Ha ha! I have just had a Piorot moment.

    If we suspect everyone who has been in today and eliminate them one-by-one then the culprit can be unmasked. I have crossed out those people I don't believe it would be, (old hands, friends of friends etc.). Please cross out the ones you trust and see who is left:
    beau-jolly, Mandy Lifeboat, waylandsmithy, pere floza, Haywood Manley, timyarby, OllieP, Ian Searle, Scroat, Dumbnews, roybland, hughesroland, nickb, Red Tex, custard cream, John Ffitch-Rucker, button, Exiled Royal, Ian, weematt, Scronnyglonkle, Lucy4, theskurve, bonjonelson, UnfitMother, apepper, godly1966, Iamthestig, dvo4fun, medici2471, JETFAB, gaijintendo, Skylarking, Boutros, DiY, Hoops McCann, Tomfinger, Bismarck, charlies_hat, Ostsee, Mark66, The All New Jeni B, andhrimnir, ianslat, simonjmr, AngryGammon, Griffin, AledW, cinquecento, admin, ianrbland, wilkieone, Jesse Bigg, Username, Smart Alex, victimms, Al OPecia, deluca, kga6, Psycadelic Squirrel, jewellery, sredni vashta, MADJEZ

    Don't be offended if you are not crossed out yet, and I know I have missed a lot of good guys already. I'm not saying it was you, just using the leetle grey cells...slowly. (and I think "Yussle" is thus innocent)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    I reckon it's 'admin'; sounds a nasty bit of work.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. Perks

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    I'm not on the list. Yes! I'm innocent.I blame admin to. Always on here, but not so much as a ticker submission, it's not right I tell you

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. dvo4fun

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    phew .... think I got away with it ...................

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. Username

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    Yeah, saw the random crap that had stuck to the wall of your sub. There's a spate of unpleasant tagging at the moment. Cross me off the list, thanks B-J. Glad we can shortlist the aggressors.
    (Oh, and, while we're at it, in spite of the tags which suggest that Oxbridge and I are one and the same, we are quite distinct people. He's smart and funny and writes subs which end up going somewhere. I drink shandy and can't watch the scary bits in Lord of the Rings.)
    Let's fix this shit.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. charlies_hat

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    Good system, it's the foolproof one I use to win the lottery, the last 6 numbers remaining must be right as any that I pick are always wrong.

    Have we ruled out the possibility of Kazytc sneaking in unnoticed ?....

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. Dickens or Shakespeare

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    Gawd. Ever thought you're taking things a bit too seriously? I can imagine you as a teacher at the front of an unruly class:

    "Come on, 4b. No one is going home until one of you owns up to writing "wanker" on the blackboard."

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. Ironduke

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    I'm Spartacus!

    (and no, not me...and no B-J, you're not taking too seriously- I got some venom on a tag list once and it pissed me off. I seem to recall some famous Oxford author (simon de something or another) getting unmasked as leaving a bile laden review of a competitor and it was great to see him get his comeuppance.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Ironduke

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    Oh, and couple of little points BJ...those names aren't alphabetical, so presumably come up in the order people log on. Did you pull up that list around the time the tags went up? And secondly- someone said there had been other nasty tags, so you could cross-reference the days lists.

    Order in doughnuts and crack open the whisky...its going to be a late one. And someone call Robson Green...we need the 'he's lonely, hates his mother, suckled by a rabbit in a semi-detached, he's recently been to Huddersfield and from this handwriting, you;re definitely looking for an ambidextrous waistcoat-wearer' offender profiling.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. Vertically Challenged Giant

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    You can cross me off the list.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. Spartacus

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    I'm Ironduke!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. rickwestwell

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    None of my usernames are on there, so it's not me - hooray! Agree "admin" looks a bit fishy.

    Can't be Sredni Vashta(r) - no Saki fan would stoop so low.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. Psycadelic Squirrel

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    Not guilty!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. Golgo13

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    I'd always suspected it wasn't me. Thanks for clearing that up.

    Another way you can tell if it was you is if you look at the tags later, there is an "x" next to the ones you did. Hey Presto! Mystery solved.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. weematt

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    What is a fucking tag anyway?
    (thinks, that should put them off)

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. Stan Laurel

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    Ah 'astings, my friend. Using my little grey cells, I've re-examined the list of suspects. Let us see who is the stand out suspect.

    beau-jolly, Mandy Lifeboat, waylandsmithy, pere floza, Haywood Manley, timyarby, OllieP, Ian Searle, Scroat, Dumbnews, roybland, hughesroland, nickb, Red Tex, custard cream, John Ffitch-Rucker, button, Exiled Royal, Ian, weematt, Scronnyglonkle, Lucy4, theskurve, bonjonelson, UnfitMother, apepper, godly1966, Iamthestig, dvo4fun, medici2471, JETFAB, gaijintendo, Skylarking, Boutros, DiY, Hoops McCann, Tomfinger, Bismarck, charlies_hat, Ostsee, Mark66, The All New Jeni B, andhrimnir, ianslat, simonjmr, AngryGammon, Griffin, AledW, cinquecento, admin , ianrbland, wilkieone, Jesse Bigg, Username, Smart Alex, victimms, Al OPecia, deluca, kga6, Psycadelic Squirrel, jewellery, sredni vashta, MADJEZ

    Admin, in the Library with an aerosol. Sorted.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. Scroat

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    Lots of people there who don't do subs or chat. So it could be anyone. Bit of pain though. I've had some flak in the past and it's not pleasant.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. Sinnick

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    BJ, good fun but not a chance you'll get the culprit, unless admin intervenes. Besides, we've all had some of this treatment in the past - in my case it was Katsick. If you look at social websites & blogs, you'll find a lot worse than this.

    Good to vent spleen, though.

    And it's nice to learn what Sredni Vashta means !

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. Vertically Challenged Giant

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    Beau - I've been through your list and crossed off all the people I don't think it was. I've now scrolled down to write this comment and am struggling to see what I'm writing as there are lines all over my laptop screen.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. Perks

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    I notice admin has been on today, and not denied it.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  22. MADJEZ

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    since i'm still in the mix will there be a televised draw for the next round ?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  23. button

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    I thought the tags were suggestions for the name of your new beer. 'Fuck off you twat' would surley fly of the shelves (pumps).

    Posted 1 year ago #
  24. The All New Jeni B

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    I'm innocent of all charges.
    I don't have the tech-savvy, time, patience or will to create any other log-ins

    Posted 1 year ago #
  25. Ironduke

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    I hear there's a stinking gas cloud spreading over the North Sea.

    Are you innocent of that one too Jeni?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  26. FlashArry

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    Errrm - sorry about the cloud - not been well. The old trouble. Please excuse, must dash

    Posted 1 year ago #
  27. The All New Jeni B

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    Completely Id, I was still in Belgium when it started.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  28. FlashArry

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    If the detectoring fails, how about an angry mob ? I wave a mean scythe

    Posted 1 year ago #
  29. The All New Jeni B

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    And I keep a flaming torch handy for such occasions.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  30. Scronnyglonkle

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    Well I appear to have had my article on Simon Cowell and the brick, pimped out with advertising by "Conianzys12" with some random crap about Product Managment company, linking to some crap indian website, the most annoying thind is the twat didn't even leave any stars! bastard.

    A pox on his house methinks!

    Posted 1 year ago #

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