The Prime Minister's Office today confirmed that Mr Cameron is taking the unusual step of hosting suppers for party supporters in a deep sea submarine at the bottom of the Mariana Trench in the Atlantic Ocean. "The Prime Minister wants to show there is no possibility of influencing party policy following recent Sunday Times allegations, so in future he is going to make himself totally unavailable," said a No.10 spokesman. He could not confirm whether guests would have to endure the 3D version of The Titanic in return for donating a six figure sum to the Conservative Party.
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