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Scroat
onlineMemberDespite our best endeavours, we can never get so barking mad as what passes for reality. Like Indigo children, like anything from the Daily Mail.
I despair. I really do.
I just take solace from the fact that I've planted tomato and leek seeds, red onion sets and shallots this afternoon.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Scroat
onlineMemberThere is a down side of course. Yesterday I picked up some manure. So well rotted it was like cutting peat. Lovely stuff. Anyway after digging it, bagging it, lugging it into the car, and unloading it with a wheelbarrow, I ache a bit today. Tomorrow I may not be able to move. I'm 60 now and feeling sorry for myself!
Posted 1 year ago # -
Scroat
onlineMemberTwerp - a really great word when you think about it. If Alan Bennett ever got really, really angry, he'd call someone a twerp.
Mmmm. Alan and Dudley and Dudley and Alan...
I watched the whole six episods of The Trip Last night. I'll let episods stand.
Gentlemen to bed! For tomorrow we rise at 7.30 for 8.00!
Posted 1 year ago # -
theumpire
offlineMemberScroaty,
Just got my first ever "maison vert". What fun I'm having! Runner beans, salad leaves and tomatoes, hundreds of beetroot, leek, and parsnip seedlings to prick out and pot up.
Potatoes chitting nicely and going into the ground tomorrow -
Never knew gardening could be such fun.Posted 1 year ago #
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