The Queen is a surprise contestant on Britain's Got Talent, doing a fart version of the National Anthem. Prince Philip was heard to say "The old girl's caused a right stink with the judges" but Lord Cowell says he'll quickly have it in the can & it can be released in time for the Olympics on Smell B's record label.
Lord Coe says "Oh no. Got any Quo ?"
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