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PiRacy
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The Queen is a surprise contestant on Britain's Got Talent, doing a fart version of the National Anthem. Prince Philip was heard to say "The old girl's caused a right stink with the judges" but Lord Cowell says he'll quickly have it in the can & it can be released in time for the Olympics on Smell B's record label.
Lord Coe says "Oh no. Got any Quo ?"
Please send replies to Mr PiRacy, Tower of London, London
PiRacy
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Latest news from the Palace: WIND OF CHANGE BLOWING THROUGH PALACE.
"It wasn't me," says an anonymous source. "Everyone knows the Queen doesn't fart. It must have been that commoner, Kate Middleton."
"Yes, it was me," says a junior anonymous source after being told what to say by a more senior anonymous source. "A wind of change is blowing through the Palace."
Runestone Cowboy
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It is pretty bad. Maybe steer away from old fart jokes?
beau-jolly
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Be fair; it was posted in the chat room and not the writer's room. Presumably it's a topic for discussion and not just a pile of old shite.
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