The most exclusive Mercedes C-Class ever has been designed exclusively to meet the needs of a discerning 80s popstar.
Nicknamed the Fatherfigure, the GM230 is unique. Boasting four extra ashtrays and exclusive sleep-at-the-wheel headrests, the real touch is the built-in autopilot that can automatically detect when the car is being driven on a pavement, or indeed into a building.
Its state-of-the-art stereo ensures ‘I want your sex’ is audible throughout Hampstead.
But that’s not all. Our patented ‘cottage’ technology flashes the inside light when certain people approach, but locks the doors when it subsequently turns out to be a plainclothes policeman.
Available in glitterball-silver, with a urinal in the boot and a glovebox with individualised compartments for up to 300 ‘camberwell carrots’, this is one whisper you won’t be careless with!
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