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Hattip to Godly1966's Shakespearean take on Millet's "now is the winter of their discount-tents"
Just how well would Shakespeare fare in advertising and product endorsement?
Sadly, but not surprisingly, 'Out out damn spot', is the only phrase that springs to mind,...
Ironduke
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Foreman:
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
Bricky:
English Dead? English dead? You must be mad, the price of English Dead these days.
Now French dead, they're ten-a-penny; Spanish Dead, cheap as chips; and my mate Chalky down the Crusades, he can bring you barrowloads of Saracen Dead for half a florin and a go on your sister.
rickwestwell
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Shall I compare thee to a chicken nugget?
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