The death of Til The Earless Rabbit stunned a nation, gasps of horror could be heard from the Reichstag to the Danube as the unfortunate photographer wiped the unsightly step kill from his shoe. But in the celebrated tradition of the EU it wasn’t long before another sovereign state stepped up to the mark. At the unveiling, attended by ourselves, the Mail and The One Show, Greece unleashed Graham, the legless and headless tortoise. “We expect a wave of publicity to rival no other…” Said Theador Paodoppalis “This could revive Greece’s place in Europe in one fail swoop.” He continued. Unfortunately the press conference was cut short by the intervention of tear gas and water cannon after a 5 year old school boy pointed out that Graham looked a lot like a pebble….
Glimmer Of Hope After Germanys Earless Rabbit's Untimely death
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