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Motherfuckers looking forward to Sunday
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Posted 1 year ago #
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Personally, I find something intrinsically distasteful about this sub.
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Surely it's just a vernacular take on the 'Oedipus can barely wait for Mother's Day' ticker?
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This might be what passes for the vernacular in your house Username but I'd call it vulgarity for the sake of if. You, or possibly someone else, have given it a 5* fantastic!
I'm mainly surprised, though, as to why the normally excellent contributor Mr Bland, felt the need to fling this onto the subs page.Posted 1 year ago # -
Yep, I agree with you. With hindsight, a lapse in both taste and humour.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Lets just hope your mum doesn't read it Roy.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Ah, but the Thornton's should make for it.
Though ...if one is allowed hindsight on hindsight, I'm grateful to Username for his brilliant defence of the sub.
Posted 1 year ago # -
I hope the chap's got blue wallpaper in his breakfast bar area to go with the language which seems to be acceptable over a morning bowl of coco-pops.
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Mum's never called it her bowl of coco pops before, but I'll pass the message on before morning. God, now I'll be thinking about you every time. Thanks, yussle. Thanks very much.
Posted 1 year ago # -
@roybland : This is how you do tasteful humour
http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=40084&topic_id=40084
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...apart from the humour part.
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"Personally, I find something intrinsically distasteful about this sub."
Something? I just assumed it was the use of the word Motherfucker and the suggestion of incest? Did I miss something?Probably not one of Roy's finest but I have enjoyed the puritanical handbag wafting.
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Christ! Just how many fucking loonies are there on this bus?
Posted 1 year ago # -
and all because roy cant spell Motherf**ckers.
Posted 1 year ago # -
What with the clocks going forward? Motherfuckers!
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And neither can you, weematt, there's just one * in Motherf*ckers.
It must be really messy eating coco-pops on a bus for breakfast. It would be better, and more nutritious, to eat a chocolate bar instead. Try a Double Decker.
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"Christ! Just how many fucking loonies are there on this bus?"
Blasphemy, profanity and a politically incorrect reference to the crisis in mental health all in one short sentence.
Really unsure what I find most distasteful. Possibly the suggestion that we may use public transport.Posted 1 year ago # -
I was using the Geordie spelling, Sinnick.
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As I have observed, all fathers are - by biological definition - motherfuckers, with the possible exception of those who stick to IVF. Some of them are, of course, mother-to-be fuckers, ie the action results in motherhood.
But some are more motherfuckers than others. And of course, the multiple motherfucker has to be avoided. A kind of stage door johnnie at the school gates. Seeking the Milf of human kindness.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Liebfraumilf
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Now that is distasteful Golgo. See previous conversation. Oh yes. Milf Shake. (When the earth moves) Chocolate Milf shake. No that could be wrong on so many levels.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Oh No. The Milfy Bar Kid is strong and tough, and only a Milf is good enough...
Posted 1 year ago # -
German airwomen fly Motherfokkers
Posted 1 year ago # -
don't worry, off to footie now. But that bloke is spot on. In very poor taste indeed.
Posted 1 year ago # -
i may be wrong, but is "yussle" not the aramaic for str*nglewank?
Posted 1 year ago # -
Do french motherf*ckers like milf-oil pastry? Or does that gag only work when spoken out loud?
I'll get my coat, shall I?Posted 1 year ago # -
oops - been done.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Never apologise!
Posted 1 year ago # -
Let's get back to motherfuckers. I am one.
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