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Cameron Gone 'A Wall' Again - Version 2


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  • Started 1 year ago by Jesse Bigg
  • Latest reply from dvo4fun
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  • Any chance of a joke?
  • Cameraman
  • can I see the 1st version?
  • Get some therapy
  • Golgo is innocent
  • JFR is ramblesid
  • JFR's a dickhead
  • not as much fun as anal prolapse
  • Ted Hughesian alliteration
  • typing with a brick
  • Wake me up before you golgo
  • yussle the spineless
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  1. Jesse Bigg

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    This time to the US.
    "When will the skiver ever put in a full shift?", mutter muggins ministers.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. beau-jolly

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    Do you mean AWOL or is there a joke lurking in there?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. ianrbland

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    Absent WithOut Leave...or has Obama just "re-pointed" him in the right direction?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. Golgo13

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    I think anti-comedy has potential to be quite funny - like Les Dawson's piano playing and Tommy Cooper's magic.

    Is it OK if I enjoy your subs in that way?

    Rather this than a load of old iScrapethebarrel jokes...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. ianrbland

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    Be my guest. I personally like icantbelieveitsnotfunny jokes.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. Golgo13

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    Sorry ianrbland, I meant that for Jesse Bigg...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. ianrbland

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    No probs.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. yussle

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    I thought Les Dawson's piano playing was only funny to the canned laughter track and I can't remember Tommy Cooper's tricks being entertaining past the age of about 9, when Brucie saying "I'm in charge" would guarantee a good belly laugh.
    Jessie must be getting some form of puerile enjoyment of being an irritation. The only thing that's funny about his posts, though, is the spinelessness of the anonymous taggers.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. beau-jolly

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    Anonomous? I assumed it was Golgo (and me) as no-one else has been here. Golgo's would be the really funny ones.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Golgo13

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    The tags are not mine. Recently I'm more sinned against than sinner when it comes to abusive tags.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. beau-jolly

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    I can't take credit for the anal prolapse or brick typing, although I will if no-one else comes foreward. Don't understand "Cameraman". So maybe leave that one, eh?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. Golgo13

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    I wish Arrghgarry would come back.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. beau-jolly

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    Your wish may heve been granted. Have you seen the stream of cack flooding in. I would bump all the good stuff to purge it if I could be arsed.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    Would you be Mr. Yussle, of 43, I’mnotanonymousnosirnotme Street, Penge? Or is it, perhaps a pseudonym?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. yussle

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    And you use your real name Mr JFR? I'd say you're an odds on favourite for some of the most abusive tags on poor Jessie's subs. As I've said in the past I don't disagree with them, the guy's a total wanker to my mind, but get the back bone to stand up and put your fictitious name to your comments.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. yussle

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    sorry about the dickhead tag. I just couldn't stop myself.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. dvo4fun

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    err... agree it's not not funny (other than ianr's 'Obama just "re-pointed" him') but is there some subtex to this thread?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    Yussle,
    I don’t do tags. I’ve made my opinion about jesses unfunny posts clear, openly. You are the one hiding behind your anonymity to abuse people, so you’re not only a spineless little prick but a hypocrite to boot.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. yussle

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    My, my, so much anger. You ought to see someone about that sunshine.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. Perks

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    Right, that's it, as my mother used to tell us. If you can't say anything nice, then say it on facebook. But let's keep things here civil.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  21. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    Yussle, you’re a turd. Now crawl back into that dog’s arse you slithered out of earlier, there’s a good cretin.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  22. yussle

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    I think that's enough now pet. You've already proved to me in your last petulant outburst that you lied about not doing tags and I was right all along.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  23. medici2471

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    zzz....

    Posted 1 year ago #
  24. The All New Jeni B

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    Ok you two lovebirds, get a room.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  25. grumblechops

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    so you want to be a fighter but you're not very big
    or you want be a drag queen but you scared of wearing wigs
    you're a super singer but you've got a st-st-stutter
    or a vampire with a hankering for garlic butter

    if you want to find an outlet you'll not have to regret
    just vent a load of anger on the internet....
    we know it's all anonymous and easy to do,
    but just remember usernames are real people too

    i am grumblechops

    Posted 1 year ago #
  26. Jesse Bigg

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    The late PM, Macmillan, the same, according to grandad.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  27. John Ffitch-Rucker

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    Yussle, or is it saltire?
    You’re right I do need some therapy. So, here goes. You are a syphilitic chancre in a crack-whore’s gash. The only reason you come here so often is because your wife is busy giving blow-jobs to junkies and tramps. How you must love to suck it up when she kisses you afterwards.
    Hey, you were right - I feel better already. Especially knowing that that image will stick in your enfeebled consciousness until your very last minute.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  28. Haywood Manley

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    Just when I thought I finally had the rules and etiquette of this place sussed.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  29. quango

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    The egg obviously came first. Before that it was red jungle fowl. Now John / yussle, can we draw a line under that or do we need to continue referencing wives' lifestyle choices?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  30. The All New Jeni B

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    You know, I've been coming here to be entertained by humorous postings for longer than I care to remember.
    In fact, I can remember when this was all fields...

    Anyway, skirmishes have broken out in here every so often, but really you two are taking it too far.
    This place is supposed to be about humour, satire, and honing our writing skills, perhaps you should remember that...

    Posted 1 year ago #

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