Investors are fleeing Goldman Sachs in droves as further news that the IOW will no longer do business with the global investment banking powerhouse.
A trip down the local pub in Cowes reveals how serious the situation has become; "I ain't gonna do no business with them lot", explains Dave Patterson, local mechanic, "I saw what they said and I was like, I ain't a muppet... you're a muppet, muppet."
The PR fallout since Greg Smith left the firm after years of abuse about his peanut shaped head and it's unusual quality of reflecting 97% of all light has left the company in disarray.
Another IOW resident has refused to do any further business with the multinational organisation "I always thought Cash for Gold was better anyway, got £400 for my ex wife's necklace so they're much better than Gold Money Back or whatever they're called".
On the issue, Goldman Sachs has issued the following statement declaring "we are fully committed to our clients and believe our culture fully reflects this, but in the case of the IOW, they can go fuck themselves".