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Have William and Kate made a baby?

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Started 1 year ago by shitsu_tonka
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shitsu_tonka

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According to Popbitch (never wrong) the palace is soon to announce that Kate's up the duff. So if you're going to do a sub about it maybe now's the time to get writing.

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Faulks if it's boy, but they're not sure on Malvina if it's a girl.

Posted 1 year ago #
medici2471

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William will be angry when he gets back

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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And Harry - who'll be shunted down a succession siding if the rumour is true

Posted 1 year ago #
Al OPecia

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Benny or Benjamina.

Posted 1 year ago #
nostra da mouse

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"Mabus" and will be announced as part of the jubilee

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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Ah, Kate, what a night that was...

Posted 1 year ago #
Midfield Diamond

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Maybe someone should rewrite http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=28812 to make it funnier - feel free to fill your boots if you fancy it.

Posted 1 year ago #
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JFR - I have a sneaking suspicion that imagining le petit mort of a royal might also be treason. Good on you.

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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I think it is treason to cuckold an heir to the throne. Technically James Hewitt should have been taken to the tower but that would have meant admitting it.

"Prince" for a boy, or would that just be copying MJ?

Posted 1 year ago #
cinquecento

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Winston, or Shaniqua

Actually, the most popular boy's name in the UK is now Mohammed (and variants), so based on statistical probability I'm going with that

Posted 1 year ago #
simonjmr

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Dionysus if a boy Diana if a girl

Posted 1 year ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Aren't we due another George? I'll go with that for a boy, and as tempting as it is to second the Diana suggestion, it's not 'regal' enough, so will go with Mary, but with Diana as one of the many middle names.

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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I reckon Victoria for a girl and Cnut for a boy, just for a laugh.

Posted 1 year ago #
thisisall1word

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I was thinking of going for oneisalloneword if it's a girl, or ratface McGonickle for a Boy.

Posted 1 year ago #
Iscariot

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Alberta or Philip (Pip...O God I'm thinking of Pippa's bum again).

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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Long shot but: Chardonnay for a girl and Ringwood for a boy.

Posted 1 year ago #
thisisall1word

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@beau-jolly - you tried the Ringwood Boondoggle yet... not bad but I'll stay a 49er man.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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got to go for Albert for a boy...surely William will realise its worth blighting the child with that name just to be able to announce in public "I've got a Prince Albert"

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beau-jolly

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All1word: Both excellent. I have been tryng to persuade my colleague and landlady of the pub to have a baby (not with me!) We have a pub dog and a pub cat, and at grandad age I fancied a pub baby called Ringwood.
Boondoggle may be a bit too Frank Zappa though?

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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The naming rights should be sold to an international conglomerate.

Posted 1 year ago #
rikkor

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Hewitt if it's a boy (in honor of William's brother), Dodee if it's a girl.

Posted 1 year ago #
godly1966

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Maybe they could name it after where it was conceived, I think they visited Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch when they were in Wales. They could call it Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogo for short.

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogolgo13

Posted 1 year ago #
godly1966

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The rumours are true

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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Stanley for a boy for obvious reasons.

Posted 1 year ago #
kimllfixit

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I think they should be in touch with the common people of Britain. Therefore, Jensen if it's a boy and Harper Eight if it's a girl.

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Ironduke

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Godly, nice idea but the poor girl would probably be shortened to 'gogo'. I know I would.

I did wonder why the official engagement to open Scunthorpe Royal Infirmary was cancelled

Posted 1 year ago #
Son of Barnabas

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How about little Willie if its a boy?

and big Fanny if its a girl....

Posted 1 year ago #
Quaz

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Given that the surname is Wales, then "Hunter" for a boy, or "Minka" for a girl.Or "Dwight" for a boy, and have him constantly followed by a man called Ahab.

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