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Boy with Big Mac stuck up his backside diagnosed with ass-burgers syndrome.

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Started 1 year ago by Haywood Manley
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Haywood Manley

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Sorry about that. At least I didn't put Whopper.

Posted 1 year ago #
beau-jolly

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And the salad element was just the tip of the iceberg.
Funny. Have 5 mcStars. Like wot they have on their badges

Although I do think "Whopper up his bumhole" would have had more immediate impact.

Posted 1 year ago #
Haywood Manley

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True but I daren't write it.

Posted 1 year ago #
Sinnick

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I remember the last time I had Chicken Muck Nuggets. Hmm.

Posted 1 year ago #
John Ffitch-Rucker

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Shame he didn't have a strawberry up there as well, the Doctor could give him some cream for that. (Copywrite, T. Cooper). 5*

Posted 1 year ago #
weematt

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Update: Doctor says he is now not certain it was a burger. Claims he never did have a great sense of taste.

Posted 1 year ago #
writinginbsl

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hilarious

hundreds of stars

Posted 1 year ago #
Immunis

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funny and stars

Posted 1 year ago #
The Last Detail

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I suspect you posted that with relish.

Posted 1 year ago #
Scroat

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Lachrymosity!!!

Posted 1 year ago #
Snarkos

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Wasn't this premise used for an entire episode of South Park?

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John Ffitch-Rucker

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These premises have never been used for South Park.

Posted 1 year ago #
Haywood Manley

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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ass_Burgers

Wasn't aware before now but it doesn't surprise me it's already out there somewhere.

Posted 1 year ago #
Snarkos

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Sorry. Wasn't an accusation of plagiarism, just thought it was worth mentioning. Still funny, anyhow.

Posted 1 year ago #
Haywood Manley

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No worries. There's only so many puns to go around..

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