Former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith returned from losing her seat in Parliament to find her husband in front of the tv with his trousers round his ankles. His claim that he'd spilt hot tea and needed the tissues to mop up was as believable as Smith's expenses claim.
Double blow as Jacqui Smith returns from count to find husband watching porno.
(2 posts) (2 voices)
Have 5 points for head-line, Jez; made me chuckle, despite waking to discover we have a new Tory in this ward.
You must log in to post.