Thomas Thumb, president of the alliance of small minorities, released a short statement today indicating that after years of being blamed for the majority of crimes the small minorities in UK are to take action in the relatively High Court.
The statement:
"The vast majority are always claiming that most crime and disorder is caused by a small minority. We, the small minorities, are tired of being looked down on by this large group. During the riots last year it was constantly put out by the media that looting was being being carried out by small minorities in the affected cities. Video evidence clearly shows that the perpetrators were, on average, of average stature.
We believe these constant claims are the height of nonsense and are today launching a civil action against the vast majority claiming that we are being falsely accused and discriminated against."
When interviewed Mr Thumb said, "I hope that the most of of the vast majority realise that we don't blame all of them for what has happened. We suspect that it is only a few of the vast majority who are the troublemakers."
