Toys R Us to introduce range of KiddieTazers for parents. More soon.
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I'm in. How much? I'm running low on tranquiliser darts as it is.
Imagination running riot. Can you use them on other people's kids? Yapping dogs? Stars.
Putting the Buzz back into Buzz Lightyear, 300kV of child management.
Put me down for a dozen
I wonder if this has the legs for a full sub? Thoughts?
Should of Al.
All of the above could be worked in. If you're going for it then perhaps you could also include a rework of the 'long distance camel' gag. "Doesn't the Tazer hurt?" "Only if: you get a finger in the way/accidentally shoot yourself in the foot/put it back in your pocket without switching it off/etc"
Toy's are Us, long the wellspring of over excitement in children has at last come to the aidn of frazzled parents with the introduction of the 'KiddieTazer'. This handy pocket sized device will deliver an electrical charge calibrated to little growing bodies. "We are extremely proud of this development" said an anonymous company spokesman yesterday "it provides busy people unable to spend the time needed to develop proper parenting skills, due to onerous smoking or television watching duties, with an instant remedy for suger rushes and over active imaginations".
"We had considered tranquilizer darts and flash bang grenades, but expense and environmental friendliness were at the top of our requirements", he/she continued. The device can also be used on other peoples children and yapping dogs, and comes in a variety of attractive colours. The deluxe model will have three settings "Dancing Baby", "Chillaxing" and "Silent Night".
Asked if the charge delivered by the KiddieTazer hurt the spokesman said 'only if you get your finger in the way of the emerging prongs".
Great idea; the full sub almost works for me, but maybe not enough gags for my simple tastes.
I think I'll suggest Tazers at my next Governors' Meeting.
Sinnick et al - please feel free to pitch in - there's no charge.
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