Pippa Middleton and Prince Harry have been 'at it' like rabbits, despite being on two separate continents. Foxy Pippa, 28, is thought to have eaten some carrots during a visit to Sweden, while the dashing young Harry is in the Bahamas learning to crap in neat piles.
According to royal correspondent Harriet Gisham, barely 4,876 miles separate the 'couple' who 'love bunnies'. It's a gap that can be easily overcome, using Photoshop.
"There's plenty of evidence that they at least know each other", insisted Gisham. "So it's not much of a stretch to suppose they're behaving like rabbits. It's adorable watching Harry trying to wash his little face with his hands, and Pippa definitely flinched when we chucked an owl at her."