writinginbsl, those lyrics are all about Brock's childhood bicycle!
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Runestone Cowboy
offlineMemberPosted 1 year ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberDo you wanna ride
See your blood going by
On a kidney machine
You can flush out your spleen
I've got a kidney machine, etc...Rather cruel parady we used to chant after our alcoholic headmaster had a dialisis machine installed in his house.
Posted 1 year ago # -
John Ffitch-Rucker
offlineMemberDeep Purple had the moral angle well covered:
I stood under your bedroom window
Throwing up a brick
No one came I threw one more
That really did the trick
Your daddy came and banged my head
He said what kind of man
Is this that's hanging 'round my girl
And threw me in the car
You're a farmer's daughter
You're a farmer's daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn't oughta get
I won't get no more eggs and water
Now I've laid the farmer's daughterImagine I was a full-grown man
And I could talk just right
Could I come and see you here
And do this every night
Wham! The door comes crashing down
Your daddy's face all pale
Says come with me you hairy bum
I'll put you in my jail
You're a judge's daughter
You're a judge's daughter
Why do I always get
The kinda girl I didn't oughta v et
Now I'm getting jail and torture
'Cause I made the judge's daughterIt seems they're screaming law and order
When I go with anyone's daughterWoman I should like some peace
And daddy hold your tongue
I think you're gonna die of fright
When I tell you what I've done
I can hear your tales and lies
You say I'm dumb and scraggy
But man this dumb and scraggy is
Your daughter's baby's daddy
She's a lucky daughter
Such a lucky daughter
Why did I always get
The kinda girl I didn't wanna get
Now I've got what I always fought for
'Cause I've married a rich man's daughterPosted 1 year ago # -
markbuontempo
offlineMemberIf you're a pub man
Or a club man
Or a jet black guy with a hip hifi
A real cool cat with a trilby hat
Or maybe leather and studs is where you're at
Make the most of everyday
Don't let hard times stand in your way
Give a Wham! Give a Bam but don't give a damn
Cos' the benefits gang are going to payNow reach up high and touch your soul....
Oh dear I'm feeling very old
Posted 1 year ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberNage you bastard! I just recognised the song as Achey Breaky Heart and now it has become an ear worm.
Posted 1 year ago # -
thisisall1word
offlineMemberI can't remember ever bothering the charts but I did write the following song lyrics;
I know a gut called Herman Banks
He's really into Sherman Tanks
Once when he was age eleven
Sat on a tank in a tank museumPosted 1 year ago # -
Quaz
offlineMemberI am the egg man, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'jube.
See the rest.
A great track, but you can't help but think they used the trick of making up any old thing as stand in lyrics while they wrote the music, then forgot to rewrite the lyrics before recording it.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Oxbridge
offlineMemberI'd agree with No no no no no etc., other than that I have a sneaking feeling that 2 Unlimited were meant to be shit. Of those who were probably trying to write choons and failing dismally:
Darling, I'm feeling kinda lonesome
I'd call you on the phonesome
But I don't have a dimeOr:
Can't complain, mustn't grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumbleThe latter probably gets the nod, being the work of ABC and coming immediately after what was, pre-Stone Roses, probably the best debut album of all time.
Posted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThere's a tree by a river
Near a hole in the ground
Where the old man of Arran
Goes around and around
And the mind is a beacon
In the vale of the night
For a strange kind of passion
There's a wrong and a right
But I'll never ever fight over you.Thank you for that pish Nik Kershaw.
*Edit, I'm appalled that I was able to write that entirely from memory.
**Further edit - Happy Birthday Oxy.Posted 1 year ago #
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