Further information has been disclosed regarding the effects of the recent downgrading of AA Milne to A Milne.
- Main characters will be renamed Winnie The Poor and Christopher Robbin’
- Eeyore downgraded to eyore
- Kanga has been made redundant: Roo will take on her portfolio, in addition to his existing responsibilities
- Crown Prosecution Service confirms that “Trespassers W” to face criminal charges
- 100 acre wood being sold off to generate revenue (with the exception of the House at Pooh Corner, which is now Grade II listed)
- Now We Are Six is being downsized to Four and a Half