Young and single men surfing the net for footage of a Kim Kardashian look-a-like being gang banged by two policemen and a plumber, may be in for a nasty surprise. A sex tape has made its way round the internet, leaving all viewers shocked and reduced to tears. The tape in question is of Conservative MP Anne Widdecombe having sex with a young man half her age, and weight.
The tape (Nicknamed "Big Black Wednesday") is shot with a night vision camera but clearly shows Anne naked in a sleazy hotel room coming across some stiff opposition. Anne has never been one known for her "Liberal" positions, but it seems her conservative demeanour is checked at the door when it comes to matters in the bedroom. Never mind 'hug a hoody', Anne might just go all the way with one. Later in the movie her screechy voice hits a few high notes as her sordid partner in crime shows her some moves that she clearly never got round to learning on "Strictly Come Dancing". "The Iron Lady" hasn't always been popular in the polls but judging by this new video there is one pole that rates her highly.
The real victims of this are not just Anne and her labouring body, but also the unsuspecting viewers who stumbled across the video online in the first place. Terrence Bishop, a 19 year old student, said it may scar him for life after seeing it "I can't think of sex now without seeing that...image in my head...I may just stay a virgin." whilst school pupil Nabeel Hana has made separate plans "I will have to go gay after this experience."
Anne's career had been on the slide after going onto reality shows, however perhaps her new fame on the internet could lead to her getting a new job in Parliament. Perhaps her new found kinkiness could make her a very interesting Tory Whip.