BBC presenters were today reported to be in a 'sexual frenzy' at the chance to repeatedly interrogate their bosses. The closure of two radio stations listened to by absolutely no-one would otherwise have passed completely unnoticed, but has instead been elevate to the status of a major famine.
Psychologists agreed that BBC presenters were 'hyper-intellectual overgrown adolescents', who gained 'strange sexual delight' by the insubordination of interviewing anyone senior to them, regardless of the entirely manufactured importance of the story.
