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   bonjonelson
   

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   "I challenge you to distinguish a naked prostitute from any other naked woman," his lawyer Henri Leclerc has told French television.

   Ok. Challenge formally accepted. Awaiting further instructions.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Zadok the second
   

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   This sounds like it would make a great game-show. Tart or Not Tart, or something.

   Better than Cowell's Red or Black, at any rate.

   My favourite bit of the story (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17110618) is the 'Ear Infection'. What was he doing with those women?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   charlies_hat
   

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   I would suggest the tattoos, needle marks, skin complaints and emaciated skin tone would be a dead giveaway. Or maybe DSK gets a better class of hooer than me ?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   To be fair it must be hard to distinguish between a prostitute and any other naked woman who you pay to have sex with.
   Also, if you are fat, old and ugly but powerful and wealthy, your options for getting laid are limited.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Gerontius
   

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   Fat, old, ugly and wealthy....did she leave a number...I'll give it a go.
   Although my mum always said you should steer clear of a prostitue's ring.
   That's a proper scandal...we get duck houses and moats....the French get full on hard-core group sex
   Who would you rather have running your country Cameron or Strauss-Khan?
   Mind you...Cameron has shafted each and every one of us over the past 2 years, which took some doing - even by Tory standards.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Al OPecia
   

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   This has he making of an excellent sub - like "Tart or Not Tart".

   "Universally Challanged" - Your Tart for 10.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   @Zadok: It's obviously about aural sex...

   He'll need to make sure he doesn't contract hearing AIDS though.

   I'll get me coat...

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Quaz
   

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   Is there an orderly queue to tell the naked prostitutes from the regular women? Oh it's France, probably not then.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   Britains Got Whores?

   celebrity Streetwalker?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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    John Ffitch-Rucker
    

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    Game show - ‘whore do you think you are?'

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Gourd Almighty
    

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    Game Show : "Call My Bliff"

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Zadok the second
    

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    .

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    medici2471
    

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    Whores Under the Hammer, presented by Peter Sutcliffe

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    button
    

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    This sounds like a job for Roger Mellie.

    Actually it could tie in with my previous 'Gloryhole in the wall' idea. Politician sticks his cock through the hole, whereupon he receives a blow job. He then has to identify whether it was from his wife, Dale Winton or a hooker?

    Bring on the wall!

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    Ready! Steady! Cock!

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    Ride my pimp!

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Qoxiivi
    

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    On The Game For A Laugh?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    bonjonelson
    

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    Mr and Miss

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    medici2471
    

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    Embarrassing Bodies

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    The 10-o-cock nudes.

    (I think I may have just let myself down.)

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    Button, add a Rottweiler to the list of possibilities (wife, hooker, Dale Winton) and the audience have to guess form the look on the MP's face.

    The big reveal, of course, is that they will all be Rottweilers.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    John Ffitch-Rucker
    

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    Louche women.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    @medici "Whores Under the Hammer, presented by Peter Sutcliffe"

    lovely. Adjust for ticker?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Quaz
    

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    "DIY Disasters" (first episode features Michael Hutchence, allegedly).
    "Cash in the G-String"
    "Whores of the year show"
    "How to look good knackered"

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    FlashArry
    

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    "Wor' Whores" ?

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Al OPecia
    

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    "Top Leer"

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    rikkor
    

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    The naked prostitute is often more up-front about asking for money in return for sex.

    Posted 1 year ago #
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    Son of Barnabas
    

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    I challenge you to distinguish a stupid Frenchman from any other Frenchman

    Posted 1 year ago #

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