Fans are outraged that the Tardis will regenerate into a Louis Vuitton handbag in the next series of Dr Who. It was the handbag space-time anomaly that secured the coveted role for the Louis Vuitton after a fierce casting battle.
"I got the idea after falling into the abyss inside my wife's handbag looking for car keys. It was vast on the inside, just like the Tardis" said Russell T Davies.
Brain Cox confirmed the existence of the handbag space-time anomaly in 2009, "I've been looking into ladies handbags for quite a few years" said Cox.