Irritable bowel symptom sufferers could have their tempers sweetened by a new whiskey that combines traditional down home Tenessee style distilling with the latest in rectal relief therapy.
Southern Discomfort was developed by men equally happy wearing Stetsons and stethoscopes at the Jack Daniels Institute for Colonic Medicine in Split Creek, Tennessee. The Institute's Professor of Pedal Steel Guitar and Digestive Medicine explained: "When your troubles go south of the border, and your asshole starts behaving like an asshole, our new medicated sipping' whiskey can get things going down there mighty nice. And you feel a whole lot happier in the process. But don't you go driving' that pickup now! Not without some real thick newspaper on the driving seat!'