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Started 1 year ago by beau-jolly
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beau-jolly

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Newcastle United have removed the "St James' Park" sign so they can sell the name of the ground for up to £10m. Any suggestions?
How about "The stadium of corporate greed"?

Posted 1 year ago #
dvo4fun

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Perhaps, to go along with the spectators' back-to-basics non-wearing of clothing above the waist [do they still do that?], the team should play in the local recreation ground or Tescoxxx Lidl's car park.

Posted 1 year ago #
Perks

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As a tribute to their rivals, maybe 'The Stadium of Shite' or if it must be sponsered I vote for 'The Pukka (mag)Pies Arena.

Posted 1 year ago #
MADJEZ

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The Yahoo Inc Stadium after their new sponsor. Of the YI for short...

I'll gan ma curt man..

Posted 1 year ago #
Hoops McCann

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san giro?

Posted 1 year ago #
rickwestwell

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Apparently they might be able to keep the old name...

Saint James signs sponsorship deal for Newcastle stadium

:-)

Posted 1 year ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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Newcastle fans have threatened that they will boycott the products of any company that sponsors the stadium. A coat manufacturer looking into potential sponsorship is apparently unconcerned by the threats.

Posted 1 year ago #
button

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I like it Rick, 5 stars.

Posted 1 year ago #
godly1966

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Ann Summers should sponsor them and bring out a new range of bras all with plenty of support but no cups.

Posted 1 year ago #
rickwestwell

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Thanks Button. Hoops - "San Giro" is great!

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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Godly- brilliant. Still chuckling.

Posted 1 year ago #
godly1966

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thanks ironduke,there’s also a fantastic canteen at St James Park fifty thousand mugs but no cups.

Posted 1 year ago #
godly1966

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The Samaritans Stadium. Their phone number could be 0800 101010 (0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing)

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Godly, are you a mackem by any chance?

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