A renewed public interest in the Royal Family was confirmed yesterday when a recent poll shows that the sex dreams of 2000 interviewed people were 80% more likely to involve Royalty or Royal themes versus 2010.
The poll shows a level of interest not seen since the days of Princess Margaret when she was a bit younger and subsequently Princess Diana. This is also a further fillip to the Royals who have been seeing an massive upsurge of interest recently. The 80% is dominated by Kate Middleton (with and without her Sister), Prince Phillip, Zara Phillips and The Queen. However, an newly found interest is also shown in Prince Harry in the 'That Was Weird, How Did He Get In There' section.
The interviewees showed that a popular theme was where Kate Middleton has visited them in their dreams displaying doubt about getting married to Prince William the next day stating a need for one more night of freedom with either a Real Man, a Bit Of Rough or a Naughty Republican. This was sometimes suffixed with, "Oh, and have you met my sister modelling the dress she's going to wear tomorrow."
Prince Phillip surprisingly regularly appeared in dreams inviting women into his 'Carriage' and asking them to roleplay an 'Incompetent Indian Electrician' needing a good dressing down. Prince William appeared in the survey demanding 'hairy sex' in his 'Chopper' and asking the dreamers to 'Lick His Medals'. Prince Harry, popular amongst gingers, had a Arabian harem; Princess Zara / Jodphurs / Riding Whip / Poor Stable Boy were strong keywords. Even The Queen herself was made mention of regarding the 'Cleaning of One's Sceptre'.
No official comment has come from the Palace but the Queen is said to be 'happy but a bit creeped out', whereas Prince Phillip was visibly excited about the news.
Thanks to Skylarking for the rewrite idea.