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XXX Olympiad to feature Synchronised Muff Diving

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Golgo13

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Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Nice!

Posted 1 year ago #
Dickens or Shakespeare

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"..and over to Claire Balding who is not only commentating on the event for the BBC, but also leading the British women's team."

Posted 1 year ago #
Brenda SugarTits69

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I was discussing this with my super-hot Japanese girlfriend Akiko last night in the shower, as we were soaping each others firm breasts and buttocks ahead of another moist musky lesbian love making session.

Although Akiko and I are in the top 5 ranked muff-diving doubles teams, we cannot enter the XXX Olympiad even if her GB citizenship comes through, as we are currently serving a 2-year ban from competitive cunnilingus for fadge mixing.

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Thanks SugarTits.

Of course the foreigners all mix fadges, but somehow they get away with it.

Are you appealing?

Posted 1 year ago #
Golgo13

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Well?

Posted 1 year ago #
bonjonelson

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Judging by the photo, I'd say yes

Posted 1 year ago #
rickwestwell

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Cross-Dressage?

Posted 1 year ago #
waylandsmithy

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Dickathalon.

Posted 1 year ago #

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