Eighties legend Beverley Hilton was found dead in Los Angeles today. She had been overcome by a massive wave of Press hysteria and intrusive speculation.
Complete strangers were seen rummaging in her room and poking into her privacy in a disgusting display of what Rupert Murdoch might call "public interest."
Beverley, a cousin of Paris and daughter of Park Lane, rose to the heights of fame from inauspicious beginnings as a lowly Travelodge.