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   shitsu_tonka
   

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   My local takeaway has a poster in the window saying 'Valentine's Day Special: Cheeseburger Kebab with mayo heart on top'.

   Can anyone top that as the perfect Valentine's gift?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   If Mr B treats me to one of those tomorrow, I'll know he's a keeper.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Quaz
   

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   Herpes, the gift that keeps on giving.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   dvo4fun
   

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   shitsu - I think you may have won with 'a maiden bid'

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Gerontius
   

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   Can you get anything on the side....fries, onion ring, blow job?

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   Scroat
   

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   ... with a dribble of sick.

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   youbuyitnow
   

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   When you're up against it roughly in a roundabout. Manners. That's when it comes in! Yes! Ideally!

   Genuine handmade injection-moulded love eggs will say "goodbye and good red ants" to last-egg loneliness, putridity, cracks.

   Last egg in the box? Stuck to the shelf? Mahogany, impacted dust or lemon flavour.

   So long, egg longing! Here's your new best friend, long lovin' love egg. No more weeping from chicken ovum because miso lonely.

   You buy it now, we send free sausage cuddler.

   WARNING: may cause unwanted crippling

   Tantarantarantamount!

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Tantamount!

   Posted 1 year ago #
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   John Ffitch-Rucker
   

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   Must get a sausage cuddler - the possibilities are endless.

   Posted 1 year ago #

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