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   The Paper Ostrich
   

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   Just thought I'd say hi, as I've been away supervising the birth of the firstborn. What have I missed around here since 30 March?

   Ho hum.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   AdrianJ
   

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   Nothing much, we’ve all just been sat here patiently, waiting for you to get back really.

   I suppose Mary did drop a bit of a bombshell, by admitting to actually being a 30 stone builder from Croydon called Brian. Then there was Jeni and Rikkor’s affair, and the resultant mass brawl involving Mr. Cohen, JP, Zadok, Scroat and Sauce. Messer’s Laurel and Custard are currently on remand, after being grassed up by Mr. Hack. Although, I’m guessing the charges will be dropped way before it gets to court, as Laurel and Custard have hired Ludicity as muscle, to warn off the only witnesses, Mr. Doran and Stunts. Oh, and I won the Man Booker Prize for my FP post on ‘The Joys of Kitten Pickling’.

   So, as I say, you haven’t really missed anything at all.

   Congratulations by the way.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   edward hack
   

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   country is in such a mess there's a chance Brown, Cameron and Clegg will be hung on Friday

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Des Custard
   

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   My lastborn left for school early today so he could vote on the way. You've made me feel old now you swine.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   sauce
   

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   How's sleep? Good to see you.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   Mary Evans
   

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   Hello The Ostrich! Hope the fledgling is doing really well and Mrs Ostrich and yourself are thriving. Good to see you back. We could do with some class around here.
   And you can bugger off, Adrian. I was 29.5 stone at my last weight watchers weigh in. And it's Bryan with a 'y'.

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   AdrianJ
   

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   My apologies, I did of course mean to say, " admitting to actually being a 29 and a half stone Welsh builder from Croydon called Bryan".

   Posted 3 years ago #
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   PluckyMunky
   

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   Hello, Mr Ostrich. Many congratulations and welcome back.

   Posted 3 years ago #

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