On-again, off-again England football captain, John Terry slammed Luis Suarez for bringing shame on both racism and non-handshakes with his eloquently worded apology released yesterday.
"Nice syntax for a dago, fair play to the lad if he wrote that himself, but why not let it fester a few months and sort it out in a court case the old-fashioned way?" asked a disappointed Terry, who has done so much for unresolved rancour over recent years.
"We had a chance to draw a line under the whole matter after confirming he was a prick on Saturday - we all knew where we stood. But now here we are discussing his apology instead of what we should be doing, which is asking why his sort are even allowed in the country."