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waylandsmithy
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I guess this at least avoids one awkward question when you're interviewing a graduate from Swansea university for a job.
It's nice that they're putting these in 'key areas around the campus'. Presumably there'll be one by 'the crapping bush', perhaps another in the defecatory car park.
I suppose the next step, once they've persuaded students to have a go on the internal plumbing, will be a poster showing them how to check they've taken their trousers down.
dvo4fun
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Wonderful
At my last place of employment (I hesitate to use the word 'work') the junior admin gauleiter kindly put up signs in the 'rest room' telling us, in some detail, how to wash our hands after a pony. Fortunately I had already learned how to walk 'left...right... left... right... etc [continues]
waylandsmithy
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I've just noticed they missed a perfect opportunity to tackle the thorny issue of 'wall bogeys'.
dvo4fun
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Many moons ago I spent a sunny Sunday at Donnington Park, watching what is now known as MOTOGP. Desperate for a number 2, I popped my head inside one of the mobiles and saw the pans were already .. err.. somewhat overfull(what is the 'meniscus curve' thingy called when it's convex/ bows outwards?)
Although two minutes beforehand I would have told anyone strange enuff to ask that I couldn't 'hold it' for more than another 5 minutes I managed to do so for another 5 hours. Just thought I'd share that with you.
Must go - supper's waiting.
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