Insincere Sexy 90s maths vixen, carol vorderman has re-floated the whole uk economy using the ultra-wise advert premise that a big debt is better than little ones... this premise made no mathematical sense to anyone with a pulse... Until vorderman suddenly realised how much money it would bring her if she pretended it wasn't total horse piss and a loathsome exploitation of the already debt-riddled kfcbefuddled idiots that cannot get a proper job, such as the audience of jeremy kyle, and the tory cabinet
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vorderman solves uk cash crisis by consolidating debts into one easy lump sum
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