Reports are coming in from London that Conservative forces have entered the city from the West. Several quanqoes have been overrun with auditors and management consultants asking what exactly they do and where the money goes. From the East the Orange Army of the Lib Dems is fighting street by street through the East End using the weapons of simple sensible policies and down to earth thinking.
The two are expected to meet in Trafalgar square around midnight tomorrow at about the time a final Exit Poll carpet bombs the beleaguered leaders stronghold. Unconfirmed reports that the
fuehrer Prime Minister had shot himself were denied. Apparently his mouth always looks like that.