Archaeologists digging at a site near Lincoln, have unearthed a relic not seen by anyone under the age of 25. The mysterious 'white crumbly artifact' is believed to date back to Thatcherian times and have originated from the rectum of an German Shepard.
Time Team's Tony Robinson spoke about the significance of the find. 'If this is indeed 'white dog poo' then the artifact takes us back to a time when mullets where acceptable, health and safety wasn't invented and I was considered funny. It highlights just how much life on earth has changed'.
For student archaeologist Sarah Dugmud (19), this is first time she has encountered the substance that as soon as it is accidentally kicked, crumbles sending a fine white powder into your lungs. 'At first, me and some of the other 1st years tried to snort it through a rolled £10 note. Although in hindsight we should have known better. Darren, who is an expert in drug use, told us 'it was good shit''.
Initial carbon dating has said the white dog poo could be from as far back as the ice age, however a copy of the extinct 'Today' newspaper found nearby suggests 18th May 1986. 'A quick flick through the newspaper also gives us a clue of the era this comes from' Miss Dugmud told us. 'The Tories were pissing everyone off, the country had no money, and the Catholic Church were supporting miners. All of this suggests it could be from last week.'