Labour MP Dianne Abbott has once again spoken out fearlessly in support of abused minorities, sparking a new row in theatreland. "It have come to my attention," said Ms Abbott yesterday "that there is a play come out what deniggerates minorities like blacks and likkle people an that. Yet again the white supremassists has taken it upon themselfs to divide and rule and pick upon people what cannot stand up and be counted. At least, they can stand up but they still too likkle to see or anyfing.
"So what I am axing is, why can't they playwhites what writing this garbage make it equal, innit? They should call it Snow Multicultural and the Seven People of Irrelevant Heights or sumfing. And that Lloyd Andrew Lord Webber or whoever writing it should be ashamed of hisself, and him not much more than a dwarf nyver!"