Following the resignation of Fabio Capello all other news will take a hiatus according to experts. The wars in the middle east will take a break, President Obama has canceled all public appearances and children in famine stricken countries have promised to stop their stomachs from rumbling.
A Professor from the London School of Media said, “It is a curious phenomena. When there is a vacancy in the England managers job the world seems to stop turning. So much so that there have been reports of people floating into space as Earths gravity has been weakened.” Baz from down the pub agreed, “Who cares about anything else anyway, yeah? This is the biggest job in the world, right. All the managerial greats, like, from Stuart Pearce to Alan Pardrew want it. Who cares about NHS cuts when we don’t know who will lead us to a defeat in the quarter finals on penalties, you got me?”
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All Other News To Stop While FA Search For England Manager
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