The UK government has said that Argentina flagrant and unjustified complaint to the UN about one or two British boats helping out our chums in the South Atlantic should rightly be considered an act of war.
British ship HMS dauntless, which was carrying medical supplies and several pictures of the Queen, had recently sailed into waters near the Falkland Islands, a collection of British overseas territory islands just a bit further away from Cornwall than the Scilly Isles. The friendly sail boat had been on a nice cruise to check on some poorly dolphins that a 6 year old orphan had spotted in the area.
"Going to the UN is the last resort of a scoundrel" the First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Mark Stanhope confirmed today "and I shall personally be summoning the entire fleet to protect the Islands as soon as we find where the other one has got to".
A Buckingham Palace spokesman would neither confirm, nor deny, rumours that Argentina's despicable actions had made the queen cry on her birthday, but it is believed that this definitely could have happened.
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UK Considers Argentinian Complaint to UN requires "Swift Military Response"
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