The world of popular music was plunged into chaos today following the revelation that annoying Irish twins Jedward might have been switched at birth.
Fellow Irish pop music idiot Louis Walsh explained, 'medical records found at a Dublin hospital suggest that the one we thought was John is actually Edward, and the one we thought was Edward is really John. It blows your mind doesn't it?'
The brothers themselves were said to be speechless at the news, for a moment. 'It's amazing' shouted John, or possibly Edward. 'All these years I thought I was me, and it turns out I was him.' His brother, John, or possible Edward, concurred 'we don't know who we are any more. All we know is that we're going to have to rename ourselves Edjohn.'
No-one from the hospital was available for comment, but they did release a statement saying 'we apologise wholeheartedly for the mixup. Jedward were obviously supposed to be suffocated at birth rather than just mixed up.'