The Satireiological Office has issued an unprecedented 'Amber' double-entendre alert, as the Newsbiscuit writers room braced itself for a deep covering of gags about 'Katy Perry/Vicky Price/Norfolk expecting/gets six inches for first time since etc.'
'We will endeavour to return to normal services as soon as possible' explained a concerned site administrator 'however the nation's smut reserves are worryingly low. May we implore everybody to ask 'is your meteorolgical knob gag strictly necessary?''
