New Formula 1 season: latest gossip
[b]• McLaren to carry out further trial at Dubai GP of last year’s successful new suspension system based on Arab Spring.
• Jenson Hamilton expected to beat himself up again fighting for 2nd and 3rd places behind Sebastian Vettel.
• Force India team to be rebranded with a less coercive image based on negotiation.
• Red Bull driver Mark Webber complains that new stiffer suspension and lower ride heights are causing damage to his personal assets. Team Manager Christian Horner declines to comment, confining himself to business-like references to ‘unacceptable levels of downside risk’ and ‘low-hanging fruit’.
• Fernando Alonso filmed smiling broadly. “I’m so happy”, he says. [Citation needed.]
• Ferrari announce major changes to F1 specs. FIA to be informed shortly.
• Jarno Trulli announces retirement to small stone hut in Southern Italy.
• Michael Schumacher to take holy orders. “I want to make the Papacy supreme again,” He said today. “I expect to be involved in all aspects of the team’s performance, including being the No. 1 driver. Managing God should not present a problem after the years I have spent working with the Supreme Deity Ecclestone.”
• Next season’s specifications to significantly increase car widths. Nigel Mansell plans comeback.
• “I’m really rolling” claims Sir Stirling Moss – gathers no stones.
• Sebastian Vettel to invade Austria. Very, very quickly.
• ‘Option’ tyres to be discontinued; wheel rims to be strengthened.
• Problem of ‘blown exhausts’ cured with Deflatine.
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New Formula 1 season: latest gossip
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JustSomeBloke
offlineMemberPosted 1 year ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI had a chortle, liked the idea of Force India being rebranded to be more about negotiating.
Dunno if it is too specialised, really only takes a basic knowledge of F1.
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